“Today you are you, that is truer than true. 

There is no one alive who is you-er than you. 

Shout aloud, I am glad to be what I am. 

Thank goodness I’m not a ham, or a clam, or a dusty old jar of gooseberry jam. 

I am what I am, what a great thing to be. 

If I say so myself, happy everyday to me!”